Could you imagine Thor asking Jane’s parents for her hand in marriage?
“YOU, SIR, HAVE A LOVELY DAUGHTER.
FAR LOVELIER IS SHE TO ME THAN ALL MAIDENS ON ASGARD.
THERE ARE MANY FINE WOMEN AND LADY WARRIORS ON ASGARD, BUT I HAVE CHOSEN YOUR DAUGHTER ABOVE ALL OF THEM.
WHERE I COME FROM, I SHALL ONE DAY BE KING AND I COULD HAVE A STRING OF MANY LOVERS MAN AND WOMAN ALIKE—NOT THAT I WOULD EVER DO SUCH A THING, BECAUSE JANE WOULD NEVER APPROVE OF IT. I CAN FEEL HER DAGGER-LIKE GAZE THROUGH MY ARMOR AS I SPEAK, SO I WILL MOVE ON FROM THIS PARTICULAR NOTION, THOUGH IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO HEAR MORE ABOUT IT AT A LATER TIME I WOULD BE MOST OBLIGED TO EXPLAIN WHAT I MEANT IN FURTHER DETAIL.
SHOULD YOU GRANT ME YOUR DAUGHTER’S MOST NOBLE HAND SO THAT WE MAY WALK TOGETHER INTO JOYOUS MATRIMONY, I CAN PROMISE YOU WEATHER BOTH FAIR AND POOR WHENSOEVER YOUR FANCY FEELS LIKE IT, FOR I AM THE GOD OF THUNDER.
I CAN ALSO OFFER YOU FEASTS.
MANY FEASTS.
MANY FEASTS.
SO, WHAT SAY YOU, FATHER OF MY BEST LOVED?
ARE WE TO WED?
AND BY WE, I MEAN YOUR DAUGHTER AND I.
NOT YOU AND I.
…
FEASTS.”
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